You see, music is a powerful weapon. It can tame the beast or win the heart of a senorita. Una guitarra is a powerful self-defense tool. That's why I brink one with me in every dark alley, unlit parking lot and black Friday sale. I even carry a conceal carry ukulele. It's like mi madre used to say, "be polite, be courteous, but be prepared to kill everybody you meet." God rest her soul. She's still with us--I just like saying that. So stay tuned for my next series Marshall Arts and Crafts where will learn how to use many seemingly innocuous items--such as this instrument of destruction--for self defense. And don't forget to check out any one of my instructional libros or books. Until next time stay thirsty for knowledge my friends.